super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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