nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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