he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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