You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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