If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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