I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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