Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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