Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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