STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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