lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My bed is full of blood and feathers
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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