Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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