I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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