watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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