What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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