wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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