Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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