bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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