My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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