: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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