Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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