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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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