I feel great
I just peed on a car
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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