My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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