I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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