Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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