and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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