his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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