tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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