That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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