I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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