you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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