Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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