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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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