how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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