I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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