Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
MIDGETS
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize