this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Pants are for mortals
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