Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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