oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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