i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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