if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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