I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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