omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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