I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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