I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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