Do vagina's smell?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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