If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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