OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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