Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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