Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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