dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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