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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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