she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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