I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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