have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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