Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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