oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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